Times have changed...

Monday, September 12, 2005 Dr. Vishaal Bhat 0 Comments

As I said earlier , its 21st century and we need to rephrase/reformat some of our beliefs, ideologies and sayings .. is really funny (or isn't it) read on :
The usual saying goes "When in Rome do as the Romans do" am telling you ...we need to rephrase that ... too many do's in the saying. Make it simpler it goes "When in Rome ... Do the Romans" ;-)

"Practice makes a man perfect" they say I disagree. I say "Perfect practice makes a man perfect". I hope u don't need a logical explanation for that

"Nothing can travel faster than light" yes !! A wave function can !! And every experiment in Quantum mech has proved it ... so "Faster than light = Backwards in time"

"Dog is a man's best friend" you must be kidding me .. I didn't realize. If you watch Hollywood movies "A Dawg can never be a man's best friend"

"Don't let the grass grow on the path of friendship" well well well ... Grass growth aids friendship

But there are some which haven't changed and which even you cannot even think of changing ... one of em is

"Women shall forever be right, even when they aren't correct."

Even god is surprised by their behaviour; he would be like - how is this possible?? I didn't intend to do this !! No way

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